(via xtypophobia)

// When a sexual song comes on & you’re alone//

sodamnrelatable:

OMGGGG ALWAYS, IM NOT LYINGG HAHAHA

funnest part of day xD

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: gloridiamonds)

  • guys:

    uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

  • guys:

    ew fat chicks

okatu:

DAMMIT TWILIGHT SPARKLE GET IT TOGETHER YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

okatu:

DAMMIT TWILIGHT SPARKLE GET IT TOGETHER YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(via nocreativeurlleft)

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

Oh no!!!!!

(via jellyfilledcondoms)

Just saying.

Just saying.

(Source: xdarlingnikki)

  • Mom:

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

  • Brother:

    that's not fair

  • Mom:

    DO AS I SAY.

  • Brother:

    You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

  • Mom:

    Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

  • Me:

    I CAN HEAR YOU.

I can’t xD
I so have to do this!!!

(Source: silenthill, via theneyaproject)

the-absolute-best-posts:

theamericankid:
When I sits, I splits


That dog can TWERKK!!!

the-absolute-best-posts:

theamericankid:

When I sits, I splits

That dog can TWERKK!!!

(via theneyaproject)

Oh Tyler you are so silly. I love you :)
(I hope you’re stalking my blog so you would see this)

It’s when I’m standing six feet away from you and not being able to find the words to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you that I want to just scream to the whole room that I’m still in love with you. It’s when I’m sitting alone with the phone in my hand dialing your number and hanging up that I would trade a thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. Then I could just call you to tell you goodnight. It’s when I am really sad about something and need someone to talk to that I realize you’re the only one who really knew me at all. It’s when I cry myself to sleep at night and it hits me how much I would give to hold you at that very moment. It’s when I think about you that I realize no one else in the world is meant for me.
James Frey, A Million Little Pieces (via larmoyante)

(via strangertotheeyesofthechildman)

I want to do this…

I want to do this…

(Source: hemoglobin, via onemanfiesta)

timothydelaghetto:

The sexiest thing about this pic is that they are FUNNY

Sex

timothydelaghetto:

The sexiest thing about this pic is that they are FUNNY

Sex

(Source: shesjustbeingrachie)

Marilyn
18
Mexican
Hs senior 12'
<- thats me
welcome to my world